Day One

to the "land of the free"
first, they make you wait and feel very small...
and grateful that you were not turned away
then you pay your money
and walk through the door to the other side
to the "land of the free"

in the "land of the free"
everything is cheaper
if you have 'the loyalty card' ... one for each store
and everything can be bought
in multiples for even cheaper
well, almost everything
cuz the clementines -
they're 8 dollars a box
in the "land of the free"

in the "land of the free"
'everything moves a lot faster' than back home
or so they say
but one thing's for sure
'every meal is bigger' than back home
in the "land of the free"

ice storm!